DEAD AT KNOTTY OAK

Halloween Tales and Stories
A limited edition CD-ep and now on Mark Binder - Dead At Knotty Oak - Halloween Tales and Stories On Sale Now

A live recording of funny, energetic and spooky Halloween stories and tales -- NOT for the youngest or faint of heart.

Dead at Knotty Oak It's Halloween, author and storyteller Mark Binder was invited to perform for several hundred middle school students... no one survived.

"I wish I was still alive to tell these stories to my grandkids."
--Frank Zappa

"That is not how Harry Potter ends!"
--J.K.R.

"Turn it off, it's scary!"
--Francesca, age 4

Mark Binder is the author of the best-selling "Everything Bedtime Story Book" and four other CDs, including the award-winning "Classic Stories for Boys and Girls".

On this "Extended Play" CD, he offers three stories for a slightly older crowd.

  • "It Ate My Sister" is a story of childhood misadventures, science experiments gone awry, and revenge.
  • "The Death of Harry Potter" is the final installment in thre thrilling series -- or rather Mark's twisted interpretation of the audience's version of the end.
  • "Sarah's Stake" is a horrifying vampire story. Don't listen to these stories alone in a dark room.

Suggested Ages: 10 - middle school and up. No profanity, but it's a bit on the gruesome and scary side. Hey, it's a Halloween CD.

NOTE: This is a signed and numbered CD ep (extended play) -- which really means that it's shorter than a regular CD, released in an energy efficient slim-jewel case with no shrink-wrap.
There's about 22 minutes worth of material on the CD. But, like we said, there are only 100 of them in the entire world.

DEAD AT KNOTTY OAK
Halloween Tales and Stories
LIMITED Edition Collector's item
SIGNED and NUMBERED
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