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Halloween Stories* and Specials!

It Ate My Sister (cover)

Halloween: Live at Horrible Man / Dead at Knotty Oak by Mark Binder
Live stories that will chill, thrill and make you laugh
Eight stories -- not for the tender at heart
Includes Hairy Fingers, Monkey's Paw, It Ate My Sister, the Haunted Playground, and more.
Middle School, and Ages 10 and up. Parental note: Does contain scary stories.

Audio CD - $14.99

It Ate My Sister (cover)

It Ate My Sister by Mark Binder
I have an older sister. Her name is Ellen. We don't get along...
The 100% true autobiography of an award-winning author and professional liar
Includes Halloween stories like "Runninghead" and "The Haunted Playground, plus the novella "Ellen vs. the Snakes!"
Ages 9-12 and up.

Softcover - $9.95
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*A note to concerned parents from Mark about the destinction between written and recorded versus and "live" stories:
"When I tell stories to groups, I really judge the appropriateness of the story to the age of the group. I have little kids, and I don't really want them coming home afraid to go to sleep. I also give plenty of warning on the creepier ones for parents who might have jittery kids."
Also, know that spooky stories are spooky.


A limited edition CD-ep and now on Mark Binder - Dead At Knotty Oak - Halloween Tales and Stories On Sale Now ONLY 20 copies left!

A live recording of funny, energetic and spooky Halloween stories and tales -- NOT for the youngest or faint of heart.

Dead at Knotty Oak It's Halloween, author and storyteller Mark Binder was invited to perform for several hundred middle school students... no one survived.

"I wish I was still alive to tell these stories to my grandkids."
--Frank Zappa

"That is not how Harry Potter ends!"
--J.K.R.

"Turn it off, it's scary!"
--Francesca, age 4

Mark Binder is the author of the best-selling "Everything Bedtime Story Book" and four other CDs, including the award-winning "Classic Stories for Boys and Girls".

On this "Extended Play" CD, he offers three stories for a slightly older crowd.

  • "It Ate My Sister" is a story of childhood misadventures, science experiments gone awry, and revenge.
  • "The Death of Harry Potter" is the final installment in thre thrilling series -- or rather Mark's twisted interpretation of the audience's version of the end.
  • "Sarah's Stake" is a horrifying vampire story. Don't listen to these stories alone in a dark room.

Suggested Ages: 10 - middle school and up. No profanity, but it's a bit on the gruesome and scary side. Hey, it's a Halloween CD.

NOTE: This is a signed and numbered CD ep (extended play) -- which really means that it's shorter than a regular CD, released in an energy efficient slim-jewel case with no shrink-wrap.
There's about 22 minutes worth of material on the CD. But, like we said, there are only 100 of them in the entire world.

DEAD AT KNOTTY OAK
Halloween Tales and Stories
LIMITED Edition Collector's item
SIGNED and NUMBERED
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$19.95