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Halloween Tales and Stories
A limited edition CD-ep
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A live recording of funny, energetic and spooky Halloween stories and tales
-- NOT for the youngest or faint of heart.
Dead at Knotty Oak It's Halloween, author and storyteller Mark Binder was invited
to perform for several hundred middle school students... no one survived.
"I wish I was still alive to tell these stories to my grandkids."
--Frank Zappa
"That is not how Harry Potter ends!"
--J.K.R.
"Turn it off, it's scary!"
--Francesca, age 4
Mark Binder is the author of the best-selling "Everything Bedtime Story Book"
and four other CDs, including the award-winning "Classic Stories for Boys and
Girls".
On this "Extended Play" CD, he offers three stories for a slightly older crowd.
- "It Ate My Sister" is a story of childhood misadventures, science experiments
gone awry, and revenge.
- "The Death of Harry Potter" is the final installment in thre thrilling series
-- or rather Mark's twisted interpretation of the audience's version of the
end.
- "Sarah's Stake" is a horrifying vampire story. Don't listen to these stories
alone in a dark room.
Suggested Ages: 10 - middle school and up. No profanity, but it's a bit on
the gruesome and scary side. Hey, it's a Halloween CD.
NOTE: This is a signed and numbered CD ep (extended play) -- which really means
that it's shorter than a regular CD, released in an energy efficient slim-jewel
case with no shrink-wrap.
There's about 22 minutes worth of material on the CD. But, like we said, there
are only 100 of them in the entire world.
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Regular - $25 - now only $19.95
Only 100 signed and numbered copies available!
-- a collector's item
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Classic Stories for Girls and Boys (cd)
Jack and the Beanstalk, Goldilocks, The Three Pigs, and other
favorites. "Fun for the kids, fun for the family."
The kind of stories that you'll enjoy hearing over and over.
"Mark Binder has a rare talent--the ability to keep
kids enthralled, and to make the parents laugh too."
A brand new CD recorded at Hippo Studios
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Classic Stories for boys and girls
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Tall
Tales, Whoppers and Lies
Mark Binder Live!
bootlegged at the 2002 and 2003 New England Folk Festivals
6
stories plus bonus demo track
Available Now!
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List Price: $14.95
Six stories on CD
Bonus track
Available Now!
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UPC: 63447909394
ISBN: 0-9702642-7-5
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"I've
been baking bread for more than 10 years, and so many people
have asked me for my secret. Here is the Book -- The World's
Best Challah. It's an awesome recipe, a great story, with
lots of tips and tricks for baking Challah with children and
on a busy schedule."
-- Mark Binder
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World's Best Challah
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80 p. Perfect bound softcover. Lots of photos.
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What are you getting the kids for Chanukah?
How about A Chanukah Present?

This CD includes eight tales for the festival of lights.
These stories include "The Lethal Latkes, "How Joseph
Won His Bride with the Spin of the Dreidle" and the epic,
"A Cold Day in Chelm."
Plus: A Chanukah Bush? and Goldilocks and the Three Bubbes.
So funny and heartwarming, you'll plotz!
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A Chanukah Presents
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8 digitally
recorded stories
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SPECIAL OFFER - Order both the World's Best Challah and
A Chanukah Present for $25
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CHANUKAH CHALLAH SPECIAL
World's Best Challah
A Chanukah Present
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PRICE: $25
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The Art of Peace
A new booklet by Mark Binder about resolving conflict. Five
excellent stories for teachers, parents, children, activists
and leaders.
Limited edition of 1,000!
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List Price: $9.95
Saddle Stitched booklet. 32 pages
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The
Brothers Schlemiel From Birth to Bar Mitzvah
(an audio
cassette or CD for the whole family)
Meet
Abraham and Adam, identical twins who at the age of nine defeat
notorious robbers.This is just a portion of their early lives
together.
60 minutes of digitally mastered audio.
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CD List Price: $14.95
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SPECIAL
CASSETTE List Price: $9.95
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Listen
to a sample... "Bris.MP3"
(1.19 meg) or "Thieves.mp3"
(7.7 meg)
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Autographed by
the author!
Bookstores
and other resellers,
please click here.
The reviewers say...
"Mark Binder makes Chelm glow with a warmth and deep
intelligence."
- Judith Black, storyteller
"Gentle Humor"
- The Providence Journal
"Wired Words.
Electric Prose"
-The Providence Phoenix
"The Brothers Schlemiel are so good... It is a great
family story with humor and Jewish themes."
- The Glombicki Family
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