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Halloween Tales and Stories
A limited edition CD-ep

A live recording of funny, energetic and spooky Halloween stories and tales -- NOT for the youngest or faint of heart.

Dead at Knotty Oak It's Halloween, author and storyteller Mark Binder was invited to perform for several hundred middle school students... no one survived.

"I wish I was still alive to tell these stories to my grandkids."
--Frank Zappa

"That is not how Harry Potter ends!"
--J.K.R.

"Turn it off, it's scary!"
--Francesca, age 4

Mark Binder is the author of the best-selling "Everything Bedtime Story Book" and four other CDs, including the award-winning "Classic Stories for Boys and Girls".

On this "Extended Play" CD, he offers three stories for a slightly older crowd.

  • "It Ate My Sister" is a story of childhood misadventures, science experiments gone awry, and revenge.
  • "The Death of Harry Potter" is the final installment in thre thrilling series -- or rather Mark's twisted interpretation of the audience's version of the end.
  • "Sarah's Stake" is a horrifying vampire story. Don't listen to these stories alone in a dark room.

Suggested Ages: 10 - middle school and up. No profanity, but it's a bit on the gruesome and scary side. Hey, it's a Halloween CD.

NOTE: This is a signed and numbered CD ep (extended play) -- which really means that it's shorter than a regular CD, released in an energy efficient slim-jewel case with no shrink-wrap.
There's about 22 minutes worth of material on the CD. But, like we said, there are only 100 of them in the entire world.

Regular - $25 - now only $19.95

Only 100 signed and numbered copies available!
-- a collector's item

 

 

 

Classic Stories for Girls and Boys (cd)

Jack and the Beanstalk, Goldilocks, The Three Pigs, and other favorites. "Fun for the kids, fun for the family." The kind of stories that you'll enjoy hearing over and over.

"Mark Binder has a rare talent--the ability to keep kids enthralled, and to make the parents laugh too."

A brand new CD recorded at Hippo Studios

Classic Stories for boys and girls

List Price: $14.95


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Tall Tales, Whoppers and Lies
Mark Binder Live!

bootlegged at the 2002 and 2003 New England Folk Festivals

6 stories plus bonus demo track

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List Price: $14.95
Six stories on CD
Bonus track

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UPC: 63447909394
ISBN: 0-9702642-7-5

 

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The Tale of Bad Breath Bill - Live

"I've been baking bread for more than 10 years, and so many people have asked me for my secret. Here is the Book -- The World's Best Challah. It's an awesome recipe, a great story, with lots of tips and tricks for baking Challah with children and on a busy schedule."
-- Mark Binder

World's Best Challah

List Price: $11.95

80 p. Perfect bound softcover. Lots of photos.


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What are you getting the kids for Chanukah?

How about A Chanukah Present?

This CD includes eight tales for the festival of lights. These stories include "The Lethal Latkes, "How Joseph Won His Bride with the Spin of the Dreidle" and the epic, "A Cold Day in Chelm."

Plus: A Chanukah Bush? and Goldilocks and the Three Bubbes.

So funny and heartwarming, you'll plotz!

A Chanukah Presents

List Price: $14.95

8 digitally recorded stories


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SPECIAL OFFER - Order both the World's Best Challah and A Chanukah Present for $25

CHANUKAH CHALLAH SPECIAL

World's Best Challah
A Chanukah Present

SPECIAL PRICE: $25


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The Art of Peace
A new booklet by Mark Binder about resolving conflict. Five excellent stories for teachers, parents, children, activists and leaders.

Limited edition of 1,000!

List Price: $9.95
Saddle Stitched booklet. 32 pages


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The Brothers Schlemiel From Birth to Bar Mitzvah

(an audio cassette or CD for the whole family)

Meet Abraham and Adam, identical twins who at the age of nine defeat notorious robbers.This is just a portion of their early lives together.
60 minutes of digitally mastered audio.

CD List Price: $14.95

SPECIAL CASSETTE List Price: $9.95

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listenListen to a sample... "Bris.MP3" (1.19 meg) or "Thieves.mp3" (7.7 meg)

 

 

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The reviewers say...

"Mark Binder makes Chelm glow with a warmth and deep intelligence."
- Judith Black, storyteller

"Gentle Humor"
- The Providence Journal

"Wired Words.
Electric Prose"
-The Providence Phoenix

"The Brothers Schlemiel are so good... It is a great family story with humor and Jewish themes."
- The Glombicki Family